My obsession with Schoolhouse Rock continues:

Remember this? Well, its looks like it’s come to this:

On last night’s Red Eye from the mouth of Andy Levy: “Dude, you’ve got to take a personal inventory. You’re getting thrown out of a curling match.”

On last night’s Red Eye from the mouth of Jim Norton: “I thought The Hurt Locker was great. It would have been better if a man had directed it, but I thought it was great.”

This is a classic: Breaking News: Some Bullshit Happening Somewhere

Brilliant: White House Reveals Obama Is Bipolar, Has Entered Depressive Phase

Courtesy of TMZ:

That’s just a joke, but this video of Newsweek editor Evan Thomas calling Obama “sort of God” isn’t: Note that when Chris Matthews hears Obama proclaimed a living deity, he quickly affirms with a “yeah.” That’s “hardball” journalism in the Age of Obama.