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		<title>Jimmy Fallon: I&#8217;m Just a Big F*cking Bill</title>
		<link>http://www.anonymousfinch.com/2010/03/25/jimmy-fallon-im-just-a-big-fcking-bill/</link>
		<comments>http://www.anonymousfinch.com/2010/03/25/jimmy-fallon-im-just-a-big-fcking-bill/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Mar 2010 12:01:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Anonymous Finch</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Video]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Health Care "Reform"]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Jimmy Fallon]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Joe Biden]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[My obsession with Schoolhouse Rock continues:]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>My obsession with Schoolhouse Rock continues:</p>
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		<title>I Was Waiting for Someone To Do This . . .</title>
		<link>http://www.anonymousfinch.com/2010/03/24/i-was-waiting-for-someone-to-do-this/</link>
		<comments>http://www.anonymousfinch.com/2010/03/24/i-was-waiting-for-someone-to-do-this/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Mar 2010 23:26:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Anonymous Finch</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Video]]></category>

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		<title>How a Bill Becomes a Law: Then and Now</title>
		<link>http://www.anonymousfinch.com/2010/03/16/how-a-bill-becomes-a-law-then-and-now/</link>
		<comments>http://www.anonymousfinch.com/2010/03/16/how-a-bill-becomes-a-law-then-and-now/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Mar 2010 18:26:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Anonymous Finch</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Video]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Health Care "Reform"]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Slaughter Solution]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Remember this? Well, its looks like it&#8217;s come to this:]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Remember this?</p>
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<p>Well, its looks like it&#8217;s come to this:</p>
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		<title>Separated at Birth?</title>
		<link>http://www.anonymousfinch.com/2010/03/13/separated-at-birth/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 13 Mar 2010 13:26:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Anonymous Finch</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Video]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Chris Farley]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Patrick Kennedy]]></category>

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		<title>Red Eye Quote of the Day</title>
		<link>http://www.anonymousfinch.com/2010/03/10/red-eye-quote-of-the-day-2/</link>
		<comments>http://www.anonymousfinch.com/2010/03/10/red-eye-quote-of-the-day-2/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Mar 2010 01:32:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Anonymous Finch</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Andy Levy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Red Eye]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[On last night&#8217;s Red Eye from the mouth of Andy Levy: &#8220;Dude, you&#8217;ve got to take a personal inventory. You&#8217;re getting thrown out of a curling match.&#8221;]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>On last night&#8217;s <a title="Red Eye" href="http://www.foxnews.com/redeye/" target="_blank">Red Eye</a> from the mouth of <a title="Andy Levy Twitter" href="http://twitter.com/andylevy" target="_blank">Andy Levy</a>:</p>
<p>&#8220;Dude, you&#8217;ve got to take a personal inventory. You&#8217;re getting thrown out of a curling match.&#8221;</p>
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		<title>Red Eye Quote of the Day</title>
		<link>http://www.anonymousfinch.com/2010/03/09/red-eye-quote-of-the-day/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Mar 2010 21:04:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Anonymous Finch</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Jim Norton]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[On last night&#8217;s Red Eye from the mouth of Jim Norton: &#8220;I thought The Hurt Locker was great. It would have been better if a man had directed it, but I thought it was great.&#8221;]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>On last night&#8217;s <a title="RedEye" href="http://www.foxnews.com/redeye/" target="_blank">Red Eye</a> from the mouth of <a title="Jim Norton" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jim_Norton_(comedian)" target="_blank">Jim Norton</a>:</p>
<p>&#8220;I thought <em>The Hurt Locker</em> was great. It would have been better if a man had directed it, but I thought it was great.&#8221;</p>
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		<title>The Onion: Some B*llSh*t Happening Somewhere</title>
		<link>http://www.anonymousfinch.com/2010/03/08/the-onion-some-bllsht-happening-somewhere/</link>
		<comments>http://www.anonymousfinch.com/2010/03/08/the-onion-some-bllsht-happening-somewhere/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Mar 2010 03:46:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Anonymous Finch</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is a classic: Breaking News: Some Bullshit Happening Somewhere]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This is a classic:</p>
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<a href="http://www.theonion.com/content/video/breaking_news_some_bullshit?utm_source=videoembed">Breaking News: Some Bullshit Happening Somewhere</a></p>
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		<title>White House Reveals Obama is Bipolar</title>
		<link>http://www.anonymousfinch.com/2009/08/18/white-house-reveals-obama-is-bi-polar/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Aug 2009 13:43:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Anonymous Finch</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Video]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[The Onion]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Brilliant: White House Reveals Obama Is Bipolar, Has Entered Depressive Phase]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Brilliant:</p>
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<a href="http://www.theonion.com/content/video/white_house_reveals_obama_is?utm_source=videoembed">White House Reveals Obama Is Bipolar, Has Entered Depressive Phase</a></p>
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		<title>Bush!</title>
		<link>http://www.anonymousfinch.com/2009/06/09/bush/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Jun 2009 00:36:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Anonymous Finch</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Courtesy of TMZ:]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Courtesy of <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2009/06/09/george-h-w-bush-bikini-lapdance/" target="_self">TMZ</a>:</p>
<p><a href="http://www.anonymousfinch.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/0609_george_bush_bikini_girl_03_wm2.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-1094" title="0609_george_bush_bikini_girl_03_wm2" src="http://www.anonymousfinch.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/0609_george_bush_bikini_girl_03_wm2.jpg" alt="0609_george_bush_bikini_girl_03_wm2" width="375" height="550" /></a></p>
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		<title>The New Newsweek</title>
		<link>http://www.anonymousfinch.com/2009/06/07/the-new-newsweek/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 07 Jun 2009 12:35:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Anonymous Finch</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Video]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Creepy Idolatry]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Evan Thomas]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Newsweek]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[That&#8217;s just a joke, but this video of Newsweek editor Evan Thomas calling Obama &#8220;sort of God&#8221; isn&#8217;t: Note that when Chris Matthews hears Obama proclaimed a living deity, he quickly affirms with a &#8220;yeah.&#8221; That&#8217;s &#8220;hardball&#8221; journalism in the Age of Obama.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.anonymousfinch.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/thenewnewsweek.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-1035" title="thenewnewsweek" src="http://www.anonymousfinch.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/thenewnewsweek.jpg" alt="thenewnewsweek" width="240" height="318" /></a></p>
<p>That&#8217;s just a joke, but this video of <em>Newsweek</em> editor Evan Thomas calling Obama &#8220;sort of God&#8221; isn&#8217;t:</p>
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<p style="text-align: left;">Note that when Chris Matthews hears Obama proclaimed a living deity, he quickly affirms with a &#8220;yeah.&#8221; That&#8217;s &#8220;hardball&#8221; journalism in the Age of Obama.</p>
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