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		<title>The Onion: Some B*llSh*t Happening Somewhere</title>
		<link>http://www.anonymousfinch.com/2010/03/08/the-onion-some-bllsht-happening-somewhere/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Mar 2010 03:46:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Anonymous Finch</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is a classic: Breaking News: Some Bullshit Happening Somewhere]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This is a classic:</p>
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<a href="http://www.theonion.com/content/video/breaking_news_some_bullshit?utm_source=videoembed">Breaking News: Some Bullshit Happening Somewhere</a></p>
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		<title>White House Reveals Obama is Bipolar</title>
		<link>http://www.anonymousfinch.com/2009/08/18/white-house-reveals-obama-is-bi-polar/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Aug 2009 13:43:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Anonymous Finch</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Brilliant: White House Reveals Obama Is Bipolar, Has Entered Depressive Phase]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Brilliant:</p>
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<a href="http://www.theonion.com/content/video/white_house_reveals_obama_is?utm_source=videoembed">White House Reveals Obama Is Bipolar, Has Entered Depressive Phase</a></p>
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		<title>The Onion: Obama Visits Denny&#8217;s</title>
		<link>http://www.anonymousfinch.com/2009/06/08/the-onion-obama-visits-dennys/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Jun 2009 02:35:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Anonymous Finch</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Video]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[An immediate classic: Obama Drastically Scales Back Goals For America After Visiting Denny&#8217;s]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>An immediate classic:</p>
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<a href="http://www.theonion.com/content/video/obama_drastically_scales_back?utm_source=videoembed">Obama Drastically Scales Back Goals For America After Visiting Denny&#8217;s</a></p>
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